I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. IT’S AMAZING. HE’S AMAZING. HE’S SINGING IN THE DEEPEST MOST SEDUCTIVE VOICE I AM HAVING A HOT FLUSH I AM DEAD THIS IS MOST UNREAL WEEK EVER. JUST. CLICK. PLAY. FFS.
HOLY FUCK I JUST MELTED
My panties have disintegrated.
IM SO DONE
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- Douche: hey
- Nice girl:
- Douche: HEY
- Nice girl: what?
- Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
- Nice girl: excuse me?
- Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
- Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
IF YOU COME INTO MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AND MY MOTHERFUCKING DOOR IS CLOSED I CANNOT BEGIN TO IMAGINE WHAT WOULD MOTHERFUCKING POSSESS YOU TO LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN WHEN YOU MOTHERFUCKING LEAVE MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AGAIN LIKE DID SOME MOTHERFUCKER DROP YOU ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD AS A CHILD OR ARE YOU JUST A MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT
So theres this really sweet girl who sits next to me in my history class and she helps me out with my work sometimes and stuff and shes really soft spoken and kind and today i walked into class and saw her working on this really intricate design in her notebook and i was all “oh what are you working on?” And looked over at it and iT WAS REALLY DETAILED CALIGRAPHY OF “SUCK MY DICK”