The three stages of whoop ass courtesy of John Watson.
My friends think I’m weird.
All of my friends’ “dream guy”
MYYY dream guy
My mother should be proud.
"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life
uh NEWSFLASH POOR PEOPLE, if you want better public transportation maybe u should learn to drive….kthxbai :3
imagine if your name was a swear word
motherfucker can you please come down to the office
omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word
shut the brittany up go chris yourself
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware
I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL